Post by ash william evens on Aug 5, 2009 0:04:17 GMT -5
FLYING HIGH WITH: Ash Evens
A [18] year-old, [Human]-Slayer.
[/color][/font]A [18] year-old, [Human]-Slayer.
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Smart, bookworm, fights well and has the bestest best friend [/center]
Working all [night] to have a life in the day
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JustMet :: What if I told you I really wasn't from Guildford?
Average :: and that I was from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse?
ExEnemy :: I dunno, Is that something you're likely to say?
DrinkingBuddy :: It says that the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
InnerCircle :: I wonder if it will be friends with me?
Confidant :: Okay, so ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, yeah?
Childhood :: One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continuously stating and repeating the very very obvious.
PartnerInCrime :: Why do you want to look for the Ultimate Question?
BestFriend :: Normality? We can talk about normality until the cows come home.
LikeFamily :: He shares three of the same mothers as me. [/center]
Mostly[harmless]
[/color][/font]OneNightStand :: Hey slim, are you wearing my underwear? 'Cause I'm wearing yours, and they're not doing the trick.
Forbidden :: And even stronger forces are making it impossible for me to stop doing this right now!
SexualTension :: Zarquon, woman! Are you insane? You're my vice-president! In the name of liberty, and freedom, and people, and... stuff... let's do that again!
WithBenefits :: Let's trip the Light Fantastic, baby, just you and me.
OneSided :: The Encyclopedia Galactica chapter on love states that it is far too complicated to define.
Mutual :: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: avoid if at all possible.
CrushOnYou/CrushOnMe :: Unfortunately, Arthur Dent has never read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Current :: During the following weeks Ford Prefect swallowed his pride and struck up a relationship with a girl who had been a personnel officer on Golgafrincham
Boyfriend/Girlfriend :: He wrote about the girl who had left him and precisely what he thought about that.
Husband/Wife :: Charming man. I wish I had a daughter so I could forbid her to marry one...
TrueLove :: A tremendous feeling of peace came over him. He knew that at last, for once and for ever, it was now all, finally, over.[/center]
Tell me how my [poetry] was
[/color][/font]ExFriend :: Myself I'd trust him to the end of the Earth,
Annoyance :: Can we put your ego aside for a minute?!
Intimidation :: I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal!
Jealous :: If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Avoid :: But you may be interested to know that I am singlehandedly responsible for the evolved shape of the animal you came to know in later centuries as a giraffe.
Tolerates :: They obstinately persisted in their absence.
OneSidedRival :: Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust or just fall apart where I'm standing?
Rivals :: Humma Kavula is a person? I thought he was swearing!
Mutual :: On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.
Hardcore :: and the fully armed nuclear warheads are of course merely a courtesy detail.
Murderous :: I'l have you hung, drawn, and quartered! And whipped! And boiled...until...until...until you've had enough![/center]
And[Don't]
Sibling :: Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
Parent :: I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
OtherFamily :: There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine. Now concentrate!
Mentor :: I'd far rather be happy than right any day.
GoodInfluence :: 'Don't Panic.' It's the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody's said to me all day.
BadInfluence :: My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.
Respect :: `In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were REAL men, women were REAL women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small furry creatures from Aplha Centauri.'
Disrespect :: Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.
MixedFeelings :: The regular early morning yell of horror was the sound of Arthur Dent waking up and suddenly remembering where he was.
Stalker :: What? No. My name's not important. You must come with me, or you'll be late.
Other{Specify} :: Well, late as in *the late* Dentarthurdent. It's a sort of threat. You see?[/center]
